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Internet of Trousers, Samsung lancia l’abbigliamento intelligente

1 Aprile 2016

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Cavalcando l’ondata dell’Internet of Things, Samsung ha pensato bene di espandere il campo di azione e collegare agli elettrodomestici intelligenti anche gli abiti che indossiamo.

Eccovi le funzioni di questo interessante sviluppo tecnologico:

 

Key Internet of Trousers functions

 

Wi-Fly: Gone are the days of unnoticed, unzipped trouser zippers upon exiting the restroom. Should your fly remain open for more than three minutes, the ZipARTIK module will send a series of notifications to your smartphone to save you from further embarrassment.

Get Up! Alert: Using pressure sensors, Samsung’s intelligent trousers detect prolonged periods of inactivity and send notifications to ‘get up off of that thing’ at least once an hour. Should you remain seated for more than three hours, devices embedded in each of the rear pockets send mild electrical shocks to provide extra motivation.

Keep-Your-Pants-On Mode: Sometimes it’s easy to get carried away with the moment. The Samsung Bio-Processor in your pants checks your bio-data including your heart rate and perspiration level. If these indicators get too high, Samsung’s trousers will send you subtle notifications as a reminder of the importance of keeping your cool.

Fridge Lock: If the tension around your waist gets too high, the embedded ARTIK chip module will send signals to your refrigerator to prevent you from overeating. The fridge door lock can then only be deactivated with consent from a designated person such as your mother or significant other.

 

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Un’idea davvero vincente, se non fosse un Pesce d’Aprile.

 

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